The jury is still out on whether or not Krystina will continue to pay for surgery in order to look like a caricature, however she describes surgery as “addictive” and says the feeling before surgery is like “Christmas Eve…I love the sensation of being put to sleep – it’s heavenly. This woman is willing to blow oodles and oodles of cash on surgery, but can’t be bothered to apply fresh make-up in the morning. Krystina Butel, 33, from Rotherham, Yorkshire, hated her breasts so much she described them as looking like a 'flying squirrel nut sack' - and flew to LA to see doctors Paul Nassif and Terry. I love when I can answer my own questions!Īs for what it would take to achieve that “look,” these are the procedures Krystina has had so far: The one on the left is what she originally wanted to look like, whereas the one on the right is a caricature that she had done recently because who the fuck wants to look like the creature on the left…or the right, really. Oh wait, Krystina does. So let’s be assholes together and take the plunge into looking at this:
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Justin Jedlica rebuilds his body to become the perfect superhero Krystina Butel tries to become the perfect living caricature Sofie Vissa changes herself into the perfect celebrity. Don’t feel bad, so am I! We’re both just two sick fucks who are coincidentally also assholes. Plastic surgeons attempt to reverse the damage caused by unsuccessful surgeries. Meet Krystina Butel, the woman who will give you a whole new perspective on plastic surgery 30-year-old Butel has spent 15 years and £130,000 on surgery to make her look like a holiday caricature Butel has gone so far into her fixation to look like a cartoon that has taken extreme measures, including having. When Krystina Butel was 15 years old, she went on a holiday and decided to get her caricature done. I know you want to see what this caricature looks like because you’re a sick fuck who likes to make fun of people. Woman Spends over 130,000 on Plastic Surgery to Look Like a Drawing. Over the years, I’ve spent more and more on beauty treatments and surgery so I can look just like her.’ (via) ‘It was like she was holding the carrot out to me, showing me what I could be.
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‘When I saw the caricature for the first time on holiday, I was jealous of it,’ explains Ms Butel. Then again, which would you rather be: a plumber or Krystina Butel, who’s spent over $144,000 to look like a caricature she had drawn of herself over 15 years ago. Sure not all blue-collar jobs involve feces, but with my luck that’s where I’d end up.
#KRYSTINA BUTEL MANUAL#
I’m glad they didn’t have questions like this on the SAT, otherwise I would’ve gone straight to trade school and be spending my life digging out septic tanks and doing other unpleasant manual labor involving poop. Can you tell which one is Krystina and which one is a dumpster? No? Me neither.